Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;
xxic:
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????
stOP
THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK
Fandoms so far
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SPN Fandom :
What ? W ... WHAT ? ANGELS ! THEY ARE FALLING ! NO ! CAS ! DEAN ! SAM ! CROWLEY ! SOMEONE HOLD ME !!
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Whovians :
Who is that- ... Wait. WAIT. WHAT ? WHAAAT ?! WHAT IS HAAAAAAPENNIIIIIING ?!!
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SPN and Whovians :
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
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Sherlockians :
Oh, great, now we are the sanest fandom by far.
The Storm lyrics - Of Mice & Men done by me
*whispers* yahoo ships destiel
*whispers back* we still don’t like yahoo
she now has an academy award.
Which one? They both do.
(Source: allyourgifrelatedneeds)
How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Peen?: You know what would be awesome?
An episode of Supernatural called ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ guest starring Gordon Ramsay playing himself possessed by a demon.
So just playing himself?
Yes, but more like ‘this virgin is so undercooked she could give birth to the next son of God at any moment!’ or ‘I’ve met hell hounds who can prepare a more elegant meal than this shit! And what’s this? Maggots? Those don’t go with angel blood!’
Just in case you had any doubts.
I'm sorry, Dean. For everything.
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dean:
hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
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sam:
k
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dean:
so...so it's like this all right
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dean:
you know how i love pie the best
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sam:
*sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
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dean:
yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
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dean:
and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
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sam:
you'd throw a bitch fit
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dean:
i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
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dean:
anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
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dean:
but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
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dean:
this really amazing cake
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dean:
like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
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dean:
plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
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dean:
and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
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dean:
and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
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dean:
but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
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dean:
i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
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sam:
dean wat
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dean:
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sam:
what are you even saying
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dean:
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dean:
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dean:
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dean:
i might be a little bit gay for cas
There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.
typical-teen-with-digi-spirits:
If you can’t reblog this…
I never leave anon-hate…
I go off-anon instead
If I’m gonna be a bitch you’re gonna know it’s from me.
I don’t send hate. But if I’m pissed and we need to talk, I very much need you to know it’s me.
(Source: 0fmiceandmay)
